Best of 2009 - Tweets
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 19:21:51
Continuing my "best of" series, here are what I consider my top 10 tweets from 2009.
(1) July 2
Life lesson: When eating cereal w/ a measuring cup 'cause all your spoons including measuring spoons are dirty, maybe it's time to do dishes
(2) June 28
If Michael Jackson was the king of pop, then Billy Mays was the king of screaming in your face with ridiculous claims on mediocre products.
(3) November 4
After an exhaustive search of the house, I found my package of tortillas in my bedroom closet. Stupid cats.
(4) October 2
Boooo....Picking some foreign country instead of the US for the Olympics...That's un-American.
(5) November 21
Is it too much to ask for people to shut their stupid mouths when they're at the movie theater?Some of us paid good money to watch that crap
(6) November 29
Just saw the 24 preview for the 1st time - can't wait. But why can't they just kill off Chloe? She's so annoying - she's the Jar-Jar of 24.
(7) October 18
So #saveballoonboy was a big scam...I feel cheated. That's the last time I hold a candlelight vigil for a lost little kid.
(8) December 26
I think my cats are awake about 45 minutes out of the day - and 30 of those 45 are spent trying to get comfortable so they can sleep.
(9) August 19
Just had a huge breakthrough on my newest personal programming project - coming soon...Will it change the course of the internet? (Hint: no)
(10) December 25
I hope everyone had a merry politically-correct, culturally-neutral, non-specific celebratory time period.
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