Best of 2011 - My Tweets
Saturday, December 31, 2011 17:43:51
Here is my 2011, broken down into short 140-character bursts:
11/11Why is it that in the 24th century, that they make coffee tables so breakable that they shatter under the lightest stress? #tng
10/30
Nice work Cardinals - I was getting worried there for a second that the 21 point lead might actually hold.
10/24
My Verizon bill is 5 cents more this month than it has been, looks like a tax increase. This is totally unacceptable. I blame Obama.
10/16
Hey people who use the wrong capitalization for Bps/bps (Bytes/bits per second) - It's an order of magnitude off, so it's kind of important.
8/11
Such a great feeling - opening a package of 10 tortillas and finding 11. I'm eating good tonight.
10/7
Stupid karma - only 9 tortillas in this 10-pack.
9/7
Well, my brain hurts now - the dumbest thing I've seen in a while - JSONx, a format to represent JSON as XML. Really. http://jturl.us/ILYB
5/27
Wow, there's a Flash update available? What a shock! Been a loooong time since the last one, almost a whole week.
5/16
Oh, NOW I understand why these pens were 20 for $1.
3/16
Keebler has a new cookie, Coconut Dreams - identical to the Girl Scout Samoas, for a lot cheaper. Guess what's for breakfast tomorrow.
3/15
You asked for it, you got it. Actually, nobody asked for it, but here it is anyway..."March of IDEs". http://jturl.us/e1l0
3/12
Channel 5 is doing some serious reporting here. Let's see what people say about Japan on our Facebook page.
3/1
Replace all drug education in schools with one clip - http://jturl.us/Dl24 - kids will never do drugs again, for fear of becoming a jackass.
2/27
My predictions: 6/24 - I could've done just as well if I had a blind drunken monkey throw darts at the nominees http://jturl.us/o45n #Oscars
2/27
ABC: Body of Proof - I liked it better when it was called Crossing Jordan.
1/15
Liam Neeson is...Sandra Bullock in...The Net (aka Unknown)
1/14
Mmm...burgers with thick-cut pepper bacon and havarti cheese on bakery buns for dinner. That's my home-cooked meal for this month.
1/8
Great job Seahawks! 2 more wins and people will stop calling the Cardinals the worst team to ever make the SuperBowl.
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