Quote of the Day - Fourth of July
Monday, July 04, 2011 09:02:48
"Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15."
- Ronald Reagan
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Joe Enos
"Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15."
- Ronald Reagan
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Quote of the Day: Vest
Tuesday, April 26, 2011 07:38:50
"As my grandma used to say, play your cards close to the vest, and wear a coat over the vest, or you'll look like a jerk."
- Alexei Volkoff (Chuck: Chuck Versus the Family Volkoff)
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Quote of the Day: My Dream
Sunday, January 30, 2011 09:10:51
"It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us, together. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements."
- Peter Gibbons (Office Space)
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Quote of the Day: Chain of Command
Monday, January 03, 2011 21:44:34
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here."
- Jayne Cobb (Firefly: The Train Job)
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Quote Of The Day: Kill Superman
Sunday, December 26, 2010 19:49:01
"I ask you to kill Superman, and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one simple thing?"
- Ross Webster (Superman III)
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Quote Of The Day: Important
Friday, November 19, 2010 13:19:25
"Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it."
- Abed Nadir (Community: Cooperative Calligraphy)
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Quote Of The Day: Child Starts Talking
Friday, November 12, 2010 01:56:48
"If your child starts talking for the first time, you feel proud. If your dog does, you freak the hell out."
- Laurence Dominic (Dollhouse: Needs)
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Quote Of The Day: Olive Garden
Saturday, November 06, 2010 23:30:53
"I don't like the Olive Garden. They treat me like family."
- Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory: The Apology Insufficiency)
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Quote Of The Day: Weird
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 05:27:17
"One minute we're spanking each other with meat, the next minute it got weird!"
- Joe Hackett (Wings: Ladies Who Lunch)
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Date: 2010-11-01 22:51:24
Name: Terry V (via Facebook)
That is weird, I mean who watches Wings?
Date: 2010-11-01 22:51:36
Name: Joe Enos
Dude, Wings was awesome. I've got most of the seasons on DVD - one of the best shows of its time.
Date: 2010-11-01 22:52:41
Name: Terry V (via Facebook)
The Simpsons said it best, "Tonight on "Wings"... enhh, who cares?"
Quote Of The Day: Find Something
Friday, October 22, 2010 02:19:27
"Like my old skeelball coach used to say: Find something you're not good at, and then don't do it."
- Alf (Alf)
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Quote Of The Day: MPAA
Sunday, October 10, 2010 05:24:25
"Remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!"
- Sheila Broflovski (South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut)
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Quote Of The Day: Lightning
Saturday, August 07, 2010 23:13:06
"A dog can't get struck by lightning. you know why? 'Cause he's too close to the ground. See, lightning strikes tall things. Now if they were giraffes out there in the field, now then we'd have trouble."
- Barney Fife (The Andy Griffith Show: Dogs, Dogs, Dogs)
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Date: 2010-08-07 23:38:00
Name: Wendy E (via Facebook)
Now that there is high class ... quoting Barney Fife. You do your old mom proud!
Quote Of The Day: Friendship
Sunday, August 01, 2010 19:04:58
"Dave, there comes a time in every friendship when you have to say, 'I never liked you, get lost.'"
- Bill McNeal (NewsRadio: Chock)
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Quote Of The Day: Human Civilization
Tuesday, July 27, 2010 19:10:48
"We must meet this threat with our courage, our valor, indeed with our very lives to ensure that human civilization, not insect, dominates this galaxy now and always!"
- Sky Marshal Dienes (Starship Troopers)
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Quote Of The Day: Strike A Blow
Monday, July 19, 2010 22:07:26
"I challenge you... Strike a blow for motherhood! Strike a blow for the American justice system! Put the 'can' back in American! Put the 'ju' back in jurisprudence! Put the 'con' back in the constitution! And put the 'dom' back in freedom!"
- Ned Ravine (Fatal Instinct)
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Quote Of The Day: IRS
Tuesday, July 06, 2010 20:44:14
"We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail."
- Dave Barry
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Quote Of The Day: Quitting
Saturday, June 26, 2010 08:17:18
"Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever."
- Lance Armstrong (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)
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Quote Of The Day: Hero
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 00:26:45
"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot."
- Hansel (Zoolander)
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Date: 2010-06-23 10:56:07
Name: Melissa E (via Facebook)
I lose a few brain cells anytime that movie is mentioned in my presence, but there is something awfully ingenious about the writing ;)
Date: 2010-06-23 10:56:35
Name: Joe Enos
That Hansel's so hot right now.
Quote Of The Day: Business Book
Saturday, June 19, 2010 15:37:20
"These days it seems like any idiot with a laptop computer can churn out a business book and make a few bucks. That's certainly what I'm hoping. It would be a real letdown if the trend changed before this masterpiece goes to print."
- Scott Adams (The Dilbert Principle)
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Quote Of The Day: Crazy
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 22:07:07
"Crazy? Some people think walking down the street muttering to yourself is crazy. I'll tell you what crazy is. Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, saying 'I'm a hamster...I'm a hamster'. Now that's crazy."
- Dick Steele, Agent WD-40 (Spy Hard)
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Quote Of The Day: Better to Get a Rose
Thursday, June 10, 2010 21:37:34
"It's better to get a rose from a casual friend than to get a can of succotash from a hoodlum."
- Aunt Agnes, as told by Sally Rogers (The Dick Van Dyke Show: Romance, Roses, and Rye Bread)
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Quote Of The Day: Corporations
Saturday, June 05, 2010 09:13:49
"Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money." (Video)
- Tim Robbins, as portrayed by a puppet (Team America: World Police)
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Quote Of The Day: Khakis
Wednesday, June 02, 2010 20:01:31
"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks."
- Joe Cooper (BASEketball)
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Quote Of The Day: Protecting the Queen
Tuesday, June 01, 2010 07:14:59
"Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts."
- Frank Drebin (The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!)
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Quote Of The Day: Brave Man
Monday, May 31, 2010 10:58:14
"A coward is a frightened man who's scared to be brave; but a brave man is only a coward who isn't scared to be frightened."
- Maxwell Smart (Get Smart: Ship of Spies)
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