<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Joe Enos Recent Movies</title><link>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx</link><description>Joe Enos's recent movies watched</description><ttl>2</ttl><item><title>Inception (Rank: 285)</title><link>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=Inception</link><description>Pretty good visuals, and a decent story.  Definitely had its flaws, but it's probably worth watching.</description><author>Joe Enos</author><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=Inception</guid></item><item><title>From Paris with Love (Rank: 298)</title><link>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=FromPariswithLove</link><description>Kind of predictable, kind of dumb, but it worked pretty well for a mindless action movie.  Lots of explosions, gunfights, and cliches.</description><author>Joe Enos</author><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=FromPariswithLove</guid></item><item><title>The Next Karate Kid (Rank: 493)</title><link>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=TheNextKarateKid</link><description>Pretty much a crappy sequel of a decent series.  The story was pretty ludicrous, Miyagi was out of character, and it was just plain boring.</description><author>Joe Enos</author><pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=TheNextKarateKid</guid></item><item><title>Last Action Hero (Rank: 588)</title><link>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=LastActionHero</link><description>I'm still not sure what this was supposed to be.  If it was a comedy, then it really wasn't very funny (except for Stallone as Terminator and the 555 phone number thing).  If it was an action movie, then it wasn't very exciting.  It was more like an unfunny parody that didn't offer much entertainment.</description><author>Joe Enos</author><pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=LastActionHero</guid></item><item><title>Knight and Day (Rank: 429)</title><link>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=KnightandDay</link><description>Reasonably funny and entertaining, but probably at least half of the actual funny stuff was in the previews.  It could have used a little more comedy  to help through some of the long boring parts.</description><author>Joe Enos</author><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=KnightandDay</guid></item><item><title>The Box (Rank: 829)</title><link>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=TheBox</link><description>This movie was so incredibly bad that my brain was literally trying to jump out of my head and run away.  Absolutely everything, from the terrible story, to the awful accents, to the constant stream of 'Hey, this movie takes place in the 70s' scenes, to the random nonsensical dialogue, to the plot themes that appear to be important but are really just filler, to every minute of this film, is complete and utter crap.  There are no redeeming qualities whatsoever, and I have absolutely nothing positive to say about this movie.</description><author>Joe Enos</author><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=TheBox</guid></item><item><title>Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (Rank: 392)</title><link>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=LaraCroftTombRaiderTheCradleofLife</link><description>Didn't really have the same level of fun and adventure as the first one.  Not terrible, but it's really just one of those sequels that probably shouldn't have been made.</description><author>Joe Enos</author><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=LaraCroftTombRaiderTheCradleofLife</guid></item><item><title>Death Warrant (Rank: 469)</title><link>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=DeathWarrant</link><description>A below-average Van Damme movie. Obviously, the story was going to be dumb, but it's like they weren't even trying. The action was not terrible, but it was strange to see Van Damme getting the crap beat out of him instead of the other way around, up until the final scene with one of the worst 'kill the bad guy after a long fight' scenes I've seen in awhile.</description><author>Joe Enos</author><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=DeathWarrant</guid></item><item><title>Bill &amp; Ted's Bogus Journey (Rank: 686)</title><link>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=BillTedsBogusJourney</link><description>This is a perfect example of a sequel that should never have been made. The first movie wasn't all that great, but it was significantly better than this piece of crap. There was just nothing funny in the entire movie - a couple of "hey, that's a joke" moments, but overall this was just plain terrible.</description><author>Joe Enos</author><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=BillTedsBogusJourney</guid></item><item><title>Shutter Island (Rank: 565)</title><link>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=ShutterIsland</link><description>You could see the "twist" ending from a mile away - the trailer pretty much tells you 75% of what happens in the movie.  It's supposed to be this big psychological thriller, but in reality, it's just a long and drawn-out story that you already know, with just a few details that you may not have guessed.</description><author>Joe Enos</author><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://www.jtenos.com/movies.aspx?title=ShutterIsland</guid></item></channel></rss>